Today I woke up and decided I was going to be an adult...
Tag: adult
We Never Really Grow Up (We Just Learn to Sit Still at Funerals)
They say we grow up. That at some point, somewhere between learning how to fold a fitted sheet and choosing salad over fries, we become adults. I’d like to state, for the record, that this is nonsense...
Where Did the Time Go?
When I was a kid, a day felt like an eternity. Now, I blink, and the day is gone.
